top 10 signs you might be a surfer...

10) if a wave has ever broken on your face or your melon
9) if you know why a rash guard is key
8) if you have ever driven off with your board on top of the car (but not tied down) or left it alongside the car while changing and drove off without it
7) if you can devour a table full of food even though you only weigh like 100 pounds
6) if you suddenly find yourself only able to speak two or three words at a time and sounding at least a little like Jeff Spicoli
5) if words like: pummeled and epic have an entirely new or very deep meaning
4) if you have paid the ocean gods in either blood or hard to replace merchandise
3) if you know the answer to: "booties - yes or no" has nothing to do with calls or bottoms
2) if there is sand in and on everything you own
1) if Dick Dale suddenly seems like the most brilliant musician of all time