Tourists say the darndest things

"When I grow up, I want to be a surf bum!" (start saving now kid!)

"Does the sun set like that every day?" (well, yeah - it sets everyday, but its kind of different each day...)

"Do you have a bowling alley or mini golf here?" (uhhh dude, look around, we barely have a town here)

"Why does the water come up so high sometimes, what makes it do that?" (that would be primarily the moon)